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"I am a humble man. A man of simple pleasures. I like rising early, mowing my lawn, and watching the great sport of football with my friends. There is nothing in life that can't be solved with a cold beer and a proper brawl. I have dedicated my live to three things: God, my family, and propane. And heaven help the man who speaks ill about any of those."
"Dad, can I watch Glee now?"
"Dangit Bobby, you will not watch that *shudder* progressive media garbage. And get me a beer!" — Aidiera