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FUCK YO' COUCH + Trippin' Balls

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Author Onesevennine
Tags author:onesevennine couch featured rated yo
Created 2009-07-23
Last Modified 2009-07-23
Rating
4
by 31 people.
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Description YEARICHH MOHTEFUKER
DARK GREY CUOCH FOR SAEL
BY URSELF ANU DAAE CUAECH

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An homage to PALEMOON's Trippin' Balls [nmaps.net] and Brttrx's Couch [nmaps.net].

The tileset made by the latter.

Kinda.

This map was featured on 2009-12-03

Probably a parabola couldn't remove the stitches in my suits but I couldn't bother with the regular people who were trying to nab my ice cream liquid purple things. I mean, what horrible disease comes at the dawn of this cottage beginning to give purpose to the grass? I don't know. Do you know? Does the god-jesus-airplane rider know? How often does the rider on my motorcycle cross my mind? Look at that. The spinnin' morphin' Power Ranger potato. Holes-in-my-fingers make nails-for-my-gloves. And that's why my couch is fucked, because the orange blossoms don't know when to quit crying. — origami_alligator

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Comments

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oh fantastic

THIS is why i love numa. can't believe i missed out!
and man, awesome map. love that 'cramped' gameplay.
faved.

lol

0'ed the speed section (wich means i beat tunco..)
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: )

x
THIS MAP WAS FEATURED FIVE DAYS AGO

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

PLEASE GET OVER WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GET OVER AND STOP BEING SO SERIOUS ABOUT THE INTERNET

GOOD DAY SIR.

please stop testing my patience with your narrowminded, misinformed, juvenile bullcrap.

karmap0lice:
2 and 3 do not contradict eachother. they have hardly anything to do with eachother, which you might've noticed had you not been so focused on simply getting in your two cents to support the popular side of cause that you cannot begin to understand. anyone with an 8th grade education could figure that out.

kiaora:
i couldn't care less that the expression of my opinion annoys you, especially if you don't care to put in the minimal amount of effort it would take to contradict what i've said in a grown-up, reasonable fashion.

maxson924:
'jackass' is a subjective term, and there's nothing wrong with whining. whining is merely a direct way to try to get what you want. convince me that my whining is somehow a bad thing (in a mature way) and i'll take you seriously. on another note, if you want me to get the impression that you think i'm a jackass, you should say it outright, like a grown man would, instead of suggesting it through what you seem to think of as clever insults. read back those comments to yourself and if you still think that they don't make you sound like an utterly immature jackass of a person, then you probably are.

Eganic:
2 & 3 contradict each other, so stfu already
We kind of wish you wouldn't.

actually, eganic

the purpose of my comment was to convey that you were acting like a whiny jackass (not saying you necessarily are, but that you're acting like one)

Sorry if that was misunderstood.
1. i comment and share my views on lots of features.

2. most of the numa's members are teenagers.

3. to think that one's maturity is based solely on their age is in itself immature.

4. "the vast majority of people seem to be against you here" suggests that i was supplied with some meaningful and intelligent debate and discussion opportunities. the only responses to my comment were attention-seeking jabs at my expense.
that that comment didn't happen before the nomination cut-off.
That sounded kinda childish Maxson. :/
You're not a reviewer, and the vast majority of people seem to be against you here. Also, aren't you like 14? And you're calling others childish? Pfft.
which, contrary to his comic, has been consistent since the start of my involvement with features.

you're all so childish.

AGD

fast yay
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omg, can't stop laughing at the pictures XD

NOT A FAN

haha everyone! I'm in palemoOns painting and YOU arent

No words.

I have no words.
next tiem u should put a little thoht in2 ur comments.

dumbass.
YEARICHH MOHTEFUKER
DARK GREY CUOCH FOR SAEL
BY URSELF ANU DAAE CUAECH

PALEMOON has hit the nail right on the head with so much force that it shot straight through China and blasted to the moon on the other side.

PALEMOON took the time to censor it, GOURD..........

PALEMOON

you are so lovely!

eganic, could you please start your own website where you feature a map everyday, that way, there will always be a featured map you enjoy, and we can ignore you more effectively than we already do.

x

Pretty cool

rocket seemed quite useless.4.

@PALEMOON's couch

I can't fucking agree with you more.

After several tries

I managed to completely fuck my couch in under 25 seconds.
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Holy fuck-nuggets

I love you bro.

Fucking hell I love you palemoon.

I am awed

at the genius that is PALEMOON.

<3

Slow AGD.

Nice gauss action.
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http://i.imgur.com/pPDFD.jpg

man gtm...

fuck yo' couch remix

origami,

REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID!!@!!!@!@!@@!# [nmaps.net]

http://localhostr.com/files/120287/Screen%20shot%202009-12-04%20at%206.48.49%20PM.png
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New rule!
If you're going to complain about NUMA, do so HERE [nmaps.net]

Thanks,

fuck -origami_alligator-
yo' NUMA couch Admin