The only realistic prisoner map made. Ever.
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| Author | squibbles |
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| Tags | 2-year action author:squibbles n-art prisoner rated realism |
| Created | 2009-12-20 |
| Last Modified | 2010-01-03 |
| Rating |
4 by 16 people.
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| Description | Lets say that somehow you managed to escape your cell. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO PASS ALL THE GUARDS, THE SECURITY CAMERAS AND THE ROVING INTEROGATORS. THE GUARDS HAVE FUCKING GUNS FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
Really, be realistic. You aren't going to escape. This is Motherfucking Guantanamo, not Candy Cane Lane you little bitch. Stay in your cell. It's safer there. ------------------------------------- Oh, I almost forgot to mention, this grim perspective also commemorates my 2 year anniversary with the community. :D Hurrah! |
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2010-02-28
n is just like
hmm... im not really gonna stay here 4 lyf am i?
fuck. im screwed. FUCK. should i take a chance or stay here in my cell like a good little boy? hmm... shit THIS IS INTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
***commits suicide***
fuck. im screwed. FUCK. should i take a chance or stay here in my cell like a good little boy? hmm... shit THIS IS INTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
***commits suicide***
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2010-02-04
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is really cool.
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2010-01-14
5/5
... That's what you deserve :o <3 Nice descriptions.
2010-01-05
Completion Demo
I suppose technically AGD too.
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2010-01-05
And should you somehow survive all that...
...you cannot open the exit. The switch for the exit door is the unreachable one.
This is meant to be played. You're meant to try to escape. The point is to realise as you go the futility of such an endeavor. This map was designed to break you, and make you cry. You should not enjoy this, all you do is delay your inevitable death, and every bit of a sense of achievement you get from overcoming another obstacle, just makes the ultimate suffering more brutal.
Like I said, you'd best stay in your cell and be bored. If you cannot do that, you're lucky if are killed by the drones. You only are denied the most minuscule taste of freedom, but should you get all the way out, the sour taste of lead bullets erupting through your skull will leave you stunned, and desperate to relive that moment of bliss, as you escaped your cell, and honestly believed survival and freedom were possible.
Ha. Such vain, idealistic views of reality. Such a thing does not exist.
This is meant to be played. You're meant to try to escape. The point is to realise as you go the futility of such an endeavor. This map was designed to break you, and make you cry. You should not enjoy this, all you do is delay your inevitable death, and every bit of a sense of achievement you get from overcoming another obstacle, just makes the ultimate suffering more brutal.
Like I said, you'd best stay in your cell and be bored. If you cannot do that, you're lucky if are killed by the drones. You only are denied the most minuscule taste of freedom, but should you get all the way out, the sour taste of lead bullets erupting through your skull will leave you stunned, and desperate to relive that moment of bliss, as you escaped your cell, and honestly believed survival and freedom were possible.
Ha. Such vain, idealistic views of reality. Such a thing does not exist.
2010-01-05
i love how
the normal drones are all like, yeah, we're difficult, but you can get out
and then the gauss are like, not an ice cube's chance in hell
and then if you're insane and make it out the chainguns are like, fuck you, die, bitch
and then the gauss are like, not an ice cube's chance in hell
and then if you're insane and make it out the chainguns are like, fuck you, die, bitch
2009-12-20
Congratulations on the Anniversary
<3
2009-12-20
Haha
your soo right about that. Totally epic.
5aved.
5aved.
2009-12-20
this is
epic
2009-12-20
Thanks man.
:)
2009-12-20
ignore the 0-er
buttmunches.... /I/ liked it and my sexmazing avvy liked it and thats all that matters
2009-12-20
It went from 5/5 by 3
to 3/5 by 5. :|
2009-12-20
eurgh.
If your going to give it a 0/1, you could at least explain why. :S
I mean, I get the whole "I can't play it" argument, but I think this map is more valid then most maps on this site. It has a point. It has a message. It has meaning.
I mean, I get the whole "I can't play it" argument, but I think this map is more valid then most maps on this site. It has a point. It has a message. It has meaning.
you'll find that the exit switch is unreachable.
What the fuck? As if they'd put the key right next to the door! O_.
What the fuck? As if they'd put the key right next to the door! O_.
2009-12-20
I'm asking for a demo ;D
realistic, yeah.
too sad.
too sad.
2009-12-20
I dedicate my
sexmazing avatar to you today squibs
seven_two
To be honest,