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The Love Sessions 21 - Everything They Sold Us Is Dead And Buried

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Author Sendy
Tags artistic author:sendy bitesized challenging featured linear one-ways playable puzzle rated rocket thwumps tunnels
Created 2007-06-05
Last Modified 2007-07-01
Rating
4
by 27 people.
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Description We have our own rules now.

This map was featured on 2010-05-05

Like the maw of some terrible beast rising from the darkest depths, the chasm opens up below you. A rickety bridge spans the gap, the rocks jut out below like the rows of teeth of some great hunting beast. The path before you is littered with traps, and from somewhere above you hear a dreadful rushing sound...

Gold lies under trapdoors like a glistening temptress under silken sheets.

You stare transfixed; your muscles tense; you leap forward; the first trap springs...
astheoceansblue

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AGD.

:D
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Really tough and interesting map. I guess I had this faved already but no rate. 4.5^

EDIT

I used the beast analogy twice. That's some lazy writing (blame 4am) and why we need a preview function.

Here's how it should read:

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Like the maw of some terrible beast rising from the darkest depths, the chasm opens up below you. A rickety bridge spans the gap; the rocks jut out below like rows of teeth, snarling and biting.

The path before you is littered with traps, and from somewhere above you hear a dreadful rushing sound...

Gold lies under trapdoors like a glistening temptress under silken sheets.

You stare transfixed; your muscles tense; you leap forward; the first trap springs...
— astheoceansblue

Got the same thing

as Jakel and AMLT. Weird as.
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that I actually despise that book.

The line was good though...:/

that last line

reads very much the same as the line Proulx uses similarly in the first chapter of 'The Shipping News'.

Very cool, ATOB. :)

SPEEDRUN

slower than remotes
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After scrolling down, lo and behold, there's my ol' comment.

Still a great map to this day.

good feature

.
And I'm going to give my reviews to someone to proof read before I post from now on...

:/

Nice

5aved

Ah Jesus. Quit moving the comments around. :P

Goooooooood choice. I've always lurved this map.

that thumbnail

is MIND-BLOWING
Just replace it whenever you're ready, whoever's day it is today.

I'll get the hang of this again eventually...

oops

I said 'between tiles'. I meant 'between blocks'.
...until I found this INSANE route. It IS possible to be faster I think (dont touch one-ways between tiles) but too hard to get the speed right for that... Still, fastest agd, faster than all completions except the fbf... Enjoy.
5/5

agd - 693 / 90.675
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puaj

didnt like it. anyway, i beat it.

=)

PD: sorry again ianb.
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whee!

Of course I meant to do that to the rocket at the end.

Absolutely.
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you know,

its quite hard to try to do it this way
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How strange.
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Whoa, weird.

The laser drone did something funky.
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Really nice map.

That rocket sure is a helluva ride. Great concept, loved the object placement, and nice tiles.

4.5/5

nice

one of the best i've played in a while

lol fbf

Yeah, sometimes it aims at a tile, wierd.

4.5aved
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Gara

nice name

...

Badass*

This...

...is a baddass level. Well thought out and a great concept. I LOVE YOU !

zomg

Top rated playable! Someone snipe it! And shine my shoes while you're at it, sniper boy!

Thanks for the comments and rates :)

made it

pretty tough to time the rocket dodging.. very fun though
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Not so much puzzling as it was difficult, kept you on your toes in a tight space. Though l_d is right when he says the laser aims through a lot of tiles, I thought it worked just fine.

amazingly hard

i could only get to the second part of gold
amazing map!
4.5/5

Buh?

The laser aims through a load of tiles.
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*o*

another amazing, beautiful level 5aved

you get the ded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://numa.notdot.net/map/91764
could someone anty-snipe it???

Damn,

All gold is pretty tough. This is as far as I can get so far:
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supringly complex

this is the first one of these that i have really enjoyed. it really made my day. 5
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damn it!

i can get over to the far side, but not back! haha! anyways. excellent map. 5/5. the thumbnail looks incredible, almost n art. some one bitesize this can you?