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Executive Office; Operation: Urban Terrarium; Dance!

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Author Slappy_McGee
Tags author:slappy_mcgee dance dostoevsky featured hard impossible rated slappymcgee
Created 2010-01-15
Last Modified 2010-01-15
Rating
3
by 34 people.
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Description A map I kicked together this morning. It is impossibly hard and could kick your ass if it wanted to.

This map was featured on 2010-01-16

If N was put smack dab in the middle of Time Square, with all the pedestrians becoming drones, cars turning into mindes, Effective Office would be such a situation.
An under-played jewel, Slappy perfected an "open air" chamber map, so to speak. Contrary to the empty space above N, the player will consistently be pressured into moving, a challenging element of this map.
All NUMAns should play this map since it offers such a challenge rarely found in other maps submitted today. — T3chno

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Comments

but i still kinda like it

jesus crist

cluster time!!!!

http://i49.tinypic.com/a3l4ep.jpg
you're always mean to me >_>

motherfuck

mother/fuck/
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MOTHERF*

I give up.

and come on guys, there are far worse features than this. For example: http://www.nmaps.net/142237 [nmaps.net]
I quite liked this actually.
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AGD attemp,

I got this far after one billion tries.
Shows how much I sucks.
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Sorry.

Arctic Pony. I will get on that. I couldn't dedicate this map to you. It's more hated than Jay Leno right now. I've got something cooking.

Come on...

A 45-hours-ago-feature? XD

0/5

the whole level shouldnt be based one 1 frame-timed jump
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but i think you owe me a ded from your bottle screw map, slappy
it's not difficult, but its length makes it hard to get a good demo.
lmfao, as if any decent player wouldn't normally do that.

Bumped the rating up. That's cheery. ^_^

2.5 up for the map.

Review I find to be uninspired; lacking in style, substance, and creativity. =\

quite tedious.
MR. I-CAN-GET-50-VOTES-IN-5-MINUTES.


;__;
it was made 37 hours ago. of course it's underplayed.

Following your metaphor, Slappy, I gotta say... the middle-men usually aren't such assholes.

Really, you guys, this map was so intimidating that I fell in love with it immediately. C'mon. Sure it's ugly as hell, but it's a blast.

The laser

drones are total dicks! I like it. They also kind of, from a conceptual point of view, are like the higher ups, the eponymous executives.
To those of you who think I did this for a sexual favor (if those exist on the internets) then you need to go move to an ostrich farm. I was linked to this map and I really enjoyed it. If it sucked, I wouldn't have featured it. I do enjoy difficult maps, and it's rare to find them. I mean, if I wasn't shown this, this would've probably gone amiss. I wanted to give this the attention it deserved and knew there would be others that'd like it, so I featured it. Is that not the point of the system?
we usually like to rabble on about how much we like the featured map, but people generally like the tileset and the overall look of it. the gameplay is amazing for this kind of map but people are close minded.
I'd give a custom title to the guy who can AGD this.

Well.

There aren't twenty enemies. There are nine. I also don't think they are the principal focus of the map. They just add some elements of timing that I liked.

You guys are very negative, and I'm wondering if you're complaining about the difficulty of the map or its construction. I don't think it is a particularly pretty map, but it is aesthetically pleasing in its own way. Certainly the load times for some of you are a factor, but if you guys have trouble playing hard maps, stay away from my maps. Hard maps are fun for me, and my target demographic.
tell me what featured map isn't
...sexual favours than map quality?
Not that the map is all that bad, it's just that if I wanted such sexual favours I'dve featured this [nmaps.net]

TURTLES WAS HERE

TERAZA WAS HERE.
ORANGE WAS HERE.
SLAPPY!

Slappy

you have better maps.

this is awful.

you don't need 20 enemies to make a map hard.

sucks 5/5

Well.

I have an immensely fast computer, so the load time has never impacted me at all. The point of the map is the challenge, really. Too many maps are so remarkably easy in today's NUMA, and I wanted something that was friggin' impossible, and this is that. But, yeah, great PC necessary.

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Many reasons I didn't like the map, first and foremost being the huge loading time. It's difficult (for me), ugly, and somewhat laggy. Nothing special about it, either.

5qved

lol
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I'll pass

'Tisn't very kind to loading up for 3 or 4 seconds after you die within the first few. Hey, I made up a new contraction again!

"speedrun"

I guess this is cheated?
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d ... o ... s ... t ...

wait a /minute/

sucks 5/5