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Author darn_hippie
Tags author:darn_hippie hippies.will.rule playable race rated
Created 2007-08-13
Last Modified 2007-09-07
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Description ded to in_dub
Yo mamma's so thick so climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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so, what, tell me
give me all the yo mamma jokes out there, (rate too)
THE ONE W/ THE BEST GETS A DED
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So....

who gets the DED?

Yo momma...

...is so fat that obi one kenobi said "thats no moon, thats yo momma!"

...is so stupid she thinks a lightbulb has fewer calories.

...is so black, and her teeth are so yellow, she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

yo momma..

...is so poor that she had to bring a tape of other people opening presents on christmas

...is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street i asked her " Lady, did you lose a shoe" she said "No, I just found one!"
When she looked out the window the cops arrested her for public mooning.
she has to wear a watch on her ass cause of the time difference.
all the neigbours piched in for cirtains
she's two feet taller sitting down!
...that when she jump for joy, she get stuck!

~Russell Peters with fob asian accent. Trust me its good
...that when she jump for joy, she get stuck!

~Russell Peters with fob asian accent. Trust me its good

oh and this one i fogot...

yo mamma's so fat....were inside her right now.

hey

Yo mamma's so thick so climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo mamma's so thick she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.

yo mamma's so fat when she got on the back of a bus it did a wheelie all the way home.

yo mamma's so fat when she jumped in the swimming pool all the water jumped out.

yo mamma's so fat she is taller laying down than she is standing up.

yo mamma's so poor her house has more wheels than her car.

yo mamma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

yo mamma's so fat she lost a game at Hide-&-Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

yo mamma' so fat she could be the eighth continent.

yo mamma's so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued on next 12 pages'.



just a few i have heard round and about...lol

~ in_dub ~

By the way...

this is a no jump race. And in my demo this keeps happening!
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yo mamma's so fat

the cows kicked her outta da pen

3.5 BTW

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yo mamma's so fat

when she walked in front of you as you were watching "Walker Texas Ranger", by the time she was gone, u missed the entire show!

yo mamma's so fat

she's got her own national anthem!

yo mamma's so fat

when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued"

yo mamma's so fat

when she stepped on the scale, it said "one at a time please"

yo mamma's so ugly

she makes onions cry!

Yo mamma's so fat

she's got her own zip code.
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