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S U S P I C I O U S

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Author maxson924
Tags action author:maxson924 rated suspicious
Created 2012-12-08
Last Modified 2012-12-08
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by 11 people.
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Description I have news.

gloomp and I met up in Nashville, Tennessee. Why Nashville? Because it was the closest big city geographically to being a center point for us. We've been friends for a while and so we decided to meet up irl. It started out fun; we grabbed a bite to eat (more like four bites in my case), and then started walking through town to get to some music thingy that he wanted to see. I momentarily stopped because I saw some dude selling churros; I told gloomp to go on ahead and that I'd catch up. Right as I finished paying the vendor, I heard some screaming and a collision.

A bus had hit gloomp.

I ran over, dialing 9-1-1. While in pain, he was conscious, and it seemed like he had a really good chance of making it. Fortunately, as I found out later, the bus had been going slowly through a turn. The paramedics arrived in pretty good time and rushed gloomp to the hospital. I rode with him.

Fast forward to that evening. gloomp was still alive but in a medically-induced coma. I was sitting in one of the chairs in the room, depressed as shit.

The doctor comes in. "Well, I have good news, Mr. Maxson. It will take some time, but he should fully recover."

I beamed with joy. He was going to be all right! I thanked the doctor and asked if his family had been contacted (they had and were flying in asap). He gave me a good hotel to stay at overnight and to come back in the morning. Seeing as how gloomp was clearly in good hands, I obliged. But right as I was exiting the room, I heard the doctor's voice.

"Oh, I almost forgot..."

I gulped. Was gloomp permanently injured? "Yes, doctor?"

"I need about tree fiddy."

It was around this time that I noticed the doctor was actually eight stories tall and from the Paleolithic era. That damn Loch Ness Monster had gotten me again!

"FUCK YOU, LOCH NESS MONSTA! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY!"

And so that's the story of how I made my first chaingun map in over six months.



tl;dr: 350th map, enjoy.

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so close!

fun map, very atmospheric.
4/5
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FUCK IT.

cant agd this lol.

+thats kind ; D
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cool map

SR
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SLOWER SPEED

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Holeyy wow this is good !
Faved

Seriously, Yoakam's awesome. The one country artist I love.

And thanks everyone!
I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT

Lovely story! Loveky map! Congrats and 350th!! <3

NASHVILLE RIOTS

THE PEOPLE OF NASHVILLE PROTEST GLOOMP'S ZEPPELIN ARRIVAL

TOBY KEITH HAS BEEN DETAINED

let me be clear

either gloomp or nashville would not be consenting in that situation and i would be obliged to call the police

as if gloomp would see any music that was shown live in nashville

Haaaahahahahaha. Oh rose. <3

Pretty nice map.

Congratz on 350!
:C
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i mean, if you had been in nashville and not told me

speed
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South Park

is cool, as is your map.
"Holy crap! How the heck did I survive that?"

Fun map though.
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agd-1
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this is an accurate account of an event that happened

AGD.

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