21-1: Sexy Snake

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Author	turtles
Tags	author:turtles jumppuzzle playable puzzle sexy snake unrated
Created	2012-12-29
Last Modified	2012-12-29
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Description	(Read below for the sexy challenge.) You like jumper puzzles? YOU LIKE JUMPER PUZZLES? Try this sexy jumper puzzle. Most of the challenge is in your own ability to bounce around the platforms(but watch out...one of these nasty snakes is venomous). You want to see how much of a failure you are? Play this. Want to know how sexy you are? As it turns out, sexiness is directly quantifiable by the amount of gold you are able to lay claim to. 0: You fail. Your feeble attempt was utterly worthless and a detriment to society. But show me your demo anyway; I love your face. 1: You must think you're hot. But you're not. Show me your demo, and you somewhat redeem the worthlessness of your attempt. 2: Are you even trying? Show me your demo and get right back to trying, you fabulous creature. 3: That's three more than zero, but you're not even half way there. At this stage, at least you won't die by staring into a mirror. Show me your demo then work harder. 4: Half way there! But your effort still amounts to a failure. Show me your demo, feel up your less-than-desirable body, then come back when you put some real time into this. 5: Okay so you got the easy gold. And you're technically passing if you consider a D passing. You'll get a few people checking you out, but you aren't exactly a stud. Still show me your demo. I'll pretend to be impressed. 6: You're starting to look pretty hot. Want to go watch a movie or something? Popcorn's on you, though. Show me your demo. 7: You must think you are great. Well you are, but you're still not quite sexy. But come over; let's have dinner together. Only if you show me your demo, though. 8: Wow that's sexy. You're sexy. Show me your demo. 8+completion: YOU ARE SO SEXY. I BET YOU ARE A SNAKE. ARE YOU A SNAKE. SHOW ME A DEMO YOU SEXY SEXY SNAKE.